The little, 6-year old beige plastic box under our drummer's lizard cage finally threw a disk and has been out-of-order since. We lost our site and e-mail, as did some of the foolish people that entrusted us with their Internet presence. The outtage erased a lot of data that we're pretty certain was valuable enough to have been backed-up by responsible, forward-thinking, experienced system administrators. After a few angry glares and a couple dramatic shrugs we have determined that this data is irrecoverable.
As the Chinese say, "if a train hits your prized pig on the way to market you'll at least eat well tonight." The spirit of that addage resonates very strongly with us today, as we unveil the the grilled viscera of our dead pig: a new Web site! Server-side rendering! Relational database content storage! We've finally met the minimal technological criteria to be considered a hip, late-90s rock band!